Achmed meets Apocalypze

**Apocalypze** Fri Jun 24, 2011 8:29 pm

Interviewer Achmed: Good evening, INFIDELS! I Am here tonight to bring to you some informations about the backstage life of ULLW. Follow me if you will, so that...

He turns backwards to show something to the camera and almost runs into a huge massive man, who appeared behind him within the blink of an eye. Achmed shrinks away immediately

Achmed: Whoa! Who are you and how comes that a massive guy like you is able to sneak me like...

Apocalypze Silence! Or I'll kill you!

Achmed: With all due respect, but that is sort of my cathphrase?

The camera zooms out. Apocalypze stands before Achmed and stares down on the skinny interviewer with a grim view.

Apocalypze: "If you weren't just a unworthy bug I would knock your sorry ass into a thousand pieces. But this happens to be your lucky day, Skinny! Apocalypze is just about to creep over somebody else tonight. But don't you think you went off the list.

Apocalypze leaves the scene without appreciating Achmed for one more second.

The camera stays on Achmed who seems to feel very, very uncomfortable, than the direction manages to fade out and continues the program with somethong else