Dean Savage backstage interview

Achmed: Dean, I have to ask you: after last week's minor setback in the match against Speedy...

Dean Savage: Minor setback? No no, walking a couple of blocks to the grocery store and standing in the check-out line with a buck-load of goods only to realize you had forgotten your darn wallet at home....THAT is a minor setback! What happened against Speedy last week - crinches teeth - ...that's the "travel-back-in-time-all-the-way-to-stone-age" kinda setback!

Achmed: You'll pardon me for saying so, but perhaps you had set your goals a bit too optimistically?

Dean Savage: You'll pardon me for saying so, but perhaps you have that tie a bit too tightly tied around your neck?

- grabs Achmed by the tie and draws him in...looks at Achmed's terrified expression...then suddenly breaks out a smile -

Dean Savage: I may have slid down a few rungs down the ladder. But I'll start climbing right back up...and I don't care whose faces I have to step over, they all will get DeANstroyed along the way!

- Releases Achmed and walks away with a determined look on his face -

*David joins the interview*

David"The Viper": Heya Dean,how are u ?

Dean Savage: What do you want ??

David"The Viper": I want to ask you if you want to join ULLW DEMOLITION and dominate ULLW...

Dean Savage: I dont know man...Ill

*In that moment*

Selena Gomez: David,come here please...

Molocher: Hurry up David!!!!

David"The Viper": OK...Dean,ill wait your answer!

*David walks away*

- Dean Savage watching himself in a full-sized mirror, admiring the view -

Dean Savage (talking to his reflection): Too bad "Mr.Perfect" was already copyrighted, because it would fit you to a tee!

- winks at himself, smirks...when suddenly there's a knock on his dressing-room door. He opens it and sees the whole crew of ULLW Demolition standing there -

Dean Savage: Whoa! I didn't realize girl scouts rolled in packs nowadays!

David "The Viper": Haha...very funny! We've come to "collect" on your answer to our proposal.

Dean Savage: Proposal? Shouldn't you get down on one knee?

- smiles...no reaction from any of the Demolition members -

Dean Savage: Tough crowd, huh? Listen guys, I'm flattered and all, but...

- notices Selena standing in the back, eyeing her -

Dean Savage: but...uhh...what the heck?! I'm here to have fun and DeANstroy people, so may as well do it with you, guys.

- gives Selena another glance and a playful smile, then approaches David and looks him in the eyes -

Dean Savage: Just so we're clear, though...if I do this, I'll have your backs. And you'd better have my back, cause if you don't...I BREAK YOURS...cool?

- offers David a handshake -

*Shakes dean hand*

David"The Viper"Maniac: Now,we have to discuss something...Dont mess with Selena...Selena is Fubu girl,so...

Dean Savage: Ok! We need to pass into some ritual to enter in DEMOLITION ?

David"The Viper"Maniac: Only a in-ring presentation...

Fubu: Look,its my favorite stable...And my girl Selena.

Dean Savage: Hey,im Dean,and im new member of DEMOLITION!

Fubu: Nice,im Fubu and im DEMOLITION leader...

Selena Gomez: Guys,lets go to Dean presentation ?

RVD: Shure,let do this thing and lets break this damn crowd

*Fans are booing DEMOLITION*

Tony: Lets do it now...I have to diner my girl...

*DEMOLITION leaves looker room*

- Dean Savage walks out down the aisle, with the whole Demolition squad...Axe, Smash, Crush...oops...David, Fubu, RVD walking out behind him. Enters the ring and grab the mic -

Dean Savage: Yeah yeah, I know what you're thinking, but no...I haven't gone "Dead Man" on my ring entrance and these guys around me are not druids. I have, however, gone over to the "dark side", if you will...and have decided to join Demolition.

- severe booing from the crowd -

Dean Savage: Thank you, thank you...you're far too kind. In any case, we're a force to be reckoned with and ... - looks over at Fubu, then Selena - ...I'm sure I've made the right decision.

- drops the mic and walks off -

*RVD comes back,running to the ring just after he and the rest of Demolition left.It looks like he forgot his faygo.He takes it and runs back in the backstage area.The camera follows him.He's standing in the front of Dean.

RVD:Phew!Want so Faygo?

Dean:Sure,I like to drink drinks with funny names before mathces! *Takes the Faygo and drinks*

RVD:And man,damn you made the good decision!!

*Dean looks to Selena

Dean:Oh hell yeah...I did...

RVD:Hey guys,wanna attack some guys with no reason?

Molocher:Yeah man!

Dean:Why not...?

David:Well if they all say "yes",then let's go....