GRENADE GAME

camera shows RPG sitting on a chair in the ring holding a microphone in his hands.

RPG: Ok this week on the grenade game we are going to have a talk to our gm and have some arm wrestling

Crowd cheers

RPG: Ok now it is time to introduce our gm. Speedy Gonzales!!!!!

Speedy Gonzales makes his way to the ring with chats from crowd backing behind him.

Speedy Gonzales grabs the mic

Speedy Gonzales: So how is everyone tonight

RPG: Ok boss, this part of the show is mine, so let me take my part

Speedy Gonzales: Ok son, go ahead.

RPG: Take a seat speedy

Speedy Gonzales sits down

RPG: so i have scheduled you to have a match against an anonymous wrestler in an arm wrestling match.

Speedy Gonzales: Ok, no problem here, who is up for it?

Crowd cheers

RPG: wait, wait, wait. There is a twist, since this is the first time on the Grenade Game with each week having a different challenge, The fist show must be exiting

Crowd creers

RPG: It must be entertaining and physical

Crowd cheers

RPG: So the loser of the fist challenge must get their head shaved

Crowd cheers

Speedy Gonzales: No problemo buddie, nobody can take on the amazing speedy

RPG: So the next person to walk down and into here is who you will be facing in an arm wrestling match.

The lights flicker.

RPG: Hey, what is going on?

the lights go back to normal

Speedy Gonzales: I will b part of the grenade game, But my hair must never be shaved

Crowd Boos

RPG: Ok, your the boss, lets continue with no penalty of loss

coloured lights are showing all over the entrance area

Finally a migit walks out

???: My name is Unknown, i can never be defeated.

Speedy Gonzales: what the heck is this? a migit on my show?

RPG: Ok, this is odd, here is your opponent speedy

RPG stratches his head

Crowd cheers

unknown walks into the ring and stands up ready for the arm wrestling

unknown taunts speedy with a nice slice of cheese

speedy gets ready

RPG: GO!!!

it is an intense battle, speedy drops unknowns arm all the way down just about to pin it. unknown fights back and quickly reverses it back to the original state, speedy's vains start to pop out, unknown gets a massive burst of strength and puts speedy's arm down.

RPG: WOW, it looks like we have a winner of the first game!!

RPG: Here is your winner, UNKNOWN!!!

Speedy Gonzales: what the, how could this happen?

Speedy walks off in shame

RPG: you are a strong little guy arnt ya.

Unknown lifts up RPG

RPG: put me down!

Unknown executes a massive military press to RPG, KOing rpg and walks off laughing

Commentator: Well, it looks like this ends the grenade game for this week


camera fades out

sorry speedy, im not trying to embarrass you or anything... If there is a next grenade game, i wont have u losing or in it.

If there will be a next GRENADE GAME RVD should be on it

Unknown and commentator 2 vs RVD and commentator 1

3 legged race

post a reply if u want 2 b in future games

Week 3 is going to be an eating contest. Who wants to face unknown in that?

week 2.



RPG's music is aired as RPG walks down the ramp towards the ring where the Grenade Game is all set up

RPG grabs a microphone

RPG: ARE YOU READY FOR THE GRENADE GAME

CROWD CREERS

RPG: This week on the grenade game there will be a 3 LEGGED RACE!!!

CROWD CHEERS

RPG: The rules are quite simple, 2 people must get their inside legs strapped together and race down the ramp and around the ring and up the stairs, into the ring to claim victory.

RPG: So here is the 1st competitor, RVD!!!

CROWD CHEERS

RVD makes his way to the ring and stands in his corner

RPG: AND HIS OPPONENT, RETURNING FROM LAST WEEK, UNKNOWN!!!!

CROWD BOO'S

Unknown makes his way to the ring and stands in the opposite corner

Commentator 2: wait, RPG, who are they going to be teaming with?

RPG: You 2 commentators!

Commentator 1: What the heck?? my contract says nothing about participating in in-ring shows.

RPG: Hurry up and get your butts in the ring

The commentators refuse to move

The 2 competitors step outside the ring and pick up the commentators and throws them in the ring.

RPG: Ok, im going to let the commentators choose who to team with

Commentator 2 quickly rushes towards RVD

Commentator 2: I am not teaming with no freakishly strong migit

RPG: Ok, that leaves Unknown and Commentator 1 teaming with each other.

RPG ties Unknown's and Commentator 1's legs together, and ties RVD's and Commentator 2's legs together

RPG: Please take your starting positions over there under the titan tron, just before ramp.

RPG points to the starting position

RVD quickly grabs the mic

RVD: OI Unknown

Unknown: WHAT

RVD: you are going down!

Unknown: Lets see about that.

The two wrestlers take their starting position

RPG: Take you Marks, Get Set.

RPG: GO!!!!!

RVD takes a quick 2 second lead

Unknown quickly rushes up to the mark keeping up with RVD

RPG: This race is so close

The wrestlers make their way to the ring neck in neck and start to go around it

RPG: OH MY GOD, What is This?

Unknown lifts up commentator 1 and starts to sprint

RPG: Wow this guy is good

RVD tries to lift up commentator 2 but just cant and they fall over

Unknown is on his last corner

RVD unties his and his partners legs and sprints off to try and stop Unknown from reaching victory

Unknown reaches his last step

RVD takes 1 last dice to try and take down Unknown

RVD misses and Unknown steps in the ring holding up his partner commentator 2

RPG: It looks like we have a winner, and still undefeated UNKNOWN!!!

Commentator 2: put me down now

Unknown drops Commentator 2 as he doesn't care a thing about him

RPG: So Unknown how was that?

RVD walks away showing embarrassment on his face shaking his head

Unknown: just too easy, bring me back next week and see if you can get a challenge that really challenges me

Unknown throws the mic on the ground and walks off

RPG stares at Unknown and watches him walk off with a confused look on his face

Commentator 1: How are we going to stop this guy?


Camera fades out

week 3 will be either an ice cream/block eating contest or a pizza eating contest or a staring contest... It may change, but only if you make a better reccomendation or speedy wants it changed.

Please someone offer to be part of the Grenade game for the 3rd week or i will pick someone randomly or i get speedy 2 decide who is in it

i will to it if u need some one to do it