Dean Savage backstage promo

Standing by backstage is the lovely Yuki.

Yuki: I'm here with the newest addition to our roster. His name is...

Dean Savage: Whoa whoa toots...hold on! I realize you're not exactly Mean Gene Okerlund ...

- Eyes Yuki up and down -

Dean Savage:...thank God for that (!), but you should put in a bit more effort into presenting the latest-greatest acquisition in the history of this Federation!

Yuki: Ok, how do you propose...?

Dean Savage: Whoa whoa! You're a great-looking girl, don't get me wrong...but I ain't proposing to anyone! Anyway, as I was saying...the hottest - and I DO mean HOTTEST - acquisition...Dean Savage has just arrived to ULLW and he's about to shake things up a bit in here.

- Looking Yuki's way again -

Dean Savage: This is where you're supposed to shake your thing...you know, when I say "shake"...for effect. No? Suit yourself, I'm sure Gene would've cooperated.

- Yuki looks at camera with a dazed and confused expression -

Dean Savage: You'll get the hang of it, I'm sure. You see, I like messing around...but when I get into that ring, the fun and games stop. At least for the poor sap opposite me, that is. They all have that same confused, bambi-like, "please-don't-shoot-me" expression on their faces...kinda like you right now, Yuki...

- Turns attention back to the camera, with a more intense look on his face now -

Dean Savage:...because they all know they're about to be DeANstroyed!

- Smirks...gives Yuki a wink and walks away -